Im The Only Gay Eskimo

(never mind the topic... just another song thats so addictive! and anyway, Im so starved for topics)

Well, A canary was resting on the road on a cold morning. Well, call it bad luck that a cow was walking along the same road. And call it fate that the cow jus wanted to relieve itself. But can one explain that the cow went and excreted right on top of the sitting canary?

Anyways, it did. but, then, the canary didnt really seem to mind because it was starting to feel warmer now. In fact, it was feeling much better that it felt like singing. So it starts whistling.

Thats when the problem starts. A fox roaming around in the dead of winter, derived off easy prey, noticed th humming coming from inside of the mound of dung. And the fox, being the wise animal he is, realises it is just a canary singing inside. To cut the story short, the fox un-dungs the canary and has a feast!

Now, Moral of the story : Not everyone who gives you bullshit is an enemy, and not everyone who saves you from bullshit is a friend!

(overheard at a meeting yesterday)